Reason #9,207: Just what I’ve always wanted: to be eaten by a giant frog.

No! No, I don’t want to get eaten by a giant frog! Why would I want to get eaten by a giant frog? Why would anyone want to get eaten by a giant frog? Don’t answer that, MTG Multiverse. This isn’t up for debate. No giant frogs. Just no.

Reason #834: A very rigid ideal.

No room for discussion either, I guess. Ideological debates aside, why are we taking such a hard line here? There’s something terrible out there, right? We’re not just crazed zealots here? Oh wait. Maybe we’re crazed zealots, and there’s something terrible out there compelling this ideological position. This is the MTG Multiverse. Clearly it’s both.

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