Right. So. The promised paradise beyond the gates to the afterlife is actually just more barren desert full of monsters. The scorpion god killed Rhonas, Kefnet, and Oketra. All the gods are actually related, so we’re getting some hard-core fratricide and sororicide going on here. We had a locus god bring a swarm of locusts …
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Reason #889: The weather isn’t any better here.
Something about the description there makes me uneasy. It probably has Eldrazi or something inside it.
Reason #2,941: It’s not the desert that concerns me
Perhaps I am letting my guard down in saying this, but as bad as these assertions about deserts sound, I’m willing to concede they’re probably speaking metaphorically here. And yes, I know what I’ve said about the MTG Multiverse and metaphors and the benefit of the doubt. We have deserts here too though. And while …
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10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live 