To be fair, the MTG Multiverse does not have a monopoly on meteors. That said though, go ahead and ask the dinosaurs how they feel about meteors falling from the sky. Oh wait. You can’t. Cause they’re all dead.
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Reason #7,704: As if normal zombies weren’t bad enough
Now we have zombie dinosaurs. From what I gather from the lore, dinosaurs have so far only appeared on the planes of Ixalan and Dominaria. So congratulations, Innistrad! You dodged a bullet there.
Reason #7,933: Unregulated blood transfusions
So I’ll admit I’m making a few assumptions here. But. His name is Vilis (vile? Anyone?). He’s a demon. I mean, I don’t actually know what he’s doing with that blood he’s brokering, but…it seems to me like contracts sealed in blood usually don’t favor the person giving away the blood. Also observe that Vilis’s …
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10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live 