10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live
MTG is fun. The MTG Multiverse is not.
Based on the quote, this sounds like a lesser-of-two-evils thing, so I think we can all agree that whatever is going on, it’s bad. And it looks like that whole disintegration thing, which we have seen to be bad. Not that that explains much. This card is missing a lot of context. I can give …
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Just a new way to die that doesn’t involve disintegration. I guess you turn into some sort of shadow thing or an ink or ooze blob? I don’t know. Not sure which is worse, either. Don’t really care which is worse, in any case. This isn’t an invitation for one of those “would you rather…” …
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Doesn’t seem to matter which plane you’re on. Bodily disintegration just seems to be all the rage in the MTG Multiverse.
Look at this guy. His body is just coming undone. It’s falling apart and blowing away. Have you ever seen that happen to anyone? I haven’t. Not like this. Seems like this happens an in ordinate amount in the MTG Multiverse. Just sayin’.
10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live 