Doesn’t seem to matter which plane you’re on. Bodily disintegration just seems to be all the rage in the MTG Multiverse.
Tag Archives: Dominaria
Reason #8,227: Does this one even have blood?
It is the right size and from the right plane though. So we’re getting closer, right? Don’t worry, leech buddy. We won’t let you starve. …
Reason #8,225: I feel like we’ve had this conversation before…
Cheese and crackers, that thing is big! Are we sure this is a leech? What does it naturally feed on?
Reason #1,878: What in the world is a Jokulhaups?
You know what question I don’t have to ask, though: is a Jokulhaups a bad thing? Because you know what? It is bad. Look at the picture. Read the flavor text. Do you want to be standing in front of that mess? Do you want to be in the Yavimaya Valley when a Jokulhaups comes …
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Reason #9,064: Sorry, rabbit. You were born in the wrong multiverse.
This is a cottontail rabbit, native to the Americas. Looks pretty normal. Seems healthy, no visible wounds or obvious illnesses. Doesn’t look malnourished. I think we can agree this rabbit is probably doing well enough for a rabbit, right? This is a rabbit from the MTG Multiverse plane of Dominaria. This rabbit has opposable digits. …
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Reason #2,776: More bad weather
Looks gross. Sounds gross. Probably feels gross, or worse. Wouldn’t surprise me if it melts your flesh or gives you some disease. The weather here is just messed up.
Reason #7,912: Beneath the assassin trees, where nobody sees…
If you go down in the woods today, you’re in for a big surprise. If you go down in the woods today, the moss will melt off your flesh.
Reason #7,704: As if normal zombies weren’t bad enough
Now we have zombie dinosaurs. From what I gather from the lore, dinosaurs have so far only appeared on the planes of Ixalan and Dominaria. So congratulations, Innistrad! You dodged a bullet there.
Reason #6,641: So much for crab legs
I have a cousin who loves crab legs. I think I might have had them for the first time with her. She’d be very disappointed with the MTG Multiverse, because apparently the crab legs here are really bad. And that’s only if you can get past the chitin at all, which sounds like a giant …
Reason #3,882: Beware of more lightning
Hey look, another one. Also alive. Also will kill you. Oh, and this one’s bigger.
10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live 