In Dominaria, the lightning is alive, and it will try to kill you.
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Reason #3,880: Beware of Bog
When the backwoods guides in Dominaria tell you the bog is hungry, they’re not speaking figuratively. Those tendrils aren’t the marks of a lonely bog just looking for a hug. Stay out of the swamp.
Reason #63: Mega…flora
Based on the testimony of Vervamon the Elder, I’m gonna assume this thing eats people. This is Dominaria.
Reason #4,229: Phasing
When I played MTG as a kid, I had a thing for Sandbar Crocodile. I was (and still am) a sucker for big monsters, and the idea of the phasing mechanic–having creatures periodically appear and disappear–seemed cool conceptually. I didn’t realize then how bad it was to only be able to use your cards half …
Reason #746: Can we cut it out with the knives?
Well, here we are back on Dominaria, and look what we have. Another dingus running around with an egregious amount of sharp things. Remember when your mom told you not to run with scissors? That principle applies to knives and chains with spikes and hooks…and scythes…uh…and spiked balls… . Oh dear…
Reason #9,082: Pernicious Fungus
The parasitic fungus known as cordyceps is grade-A, nightmare fuel. It infects a host body and replaces its tissue. In ants, for instance, the virus takes over the brain. The ant starts acting erratic, and the other ants will actually remove the infected member from the rest of the colony. As the cordyceps hijacks the …
10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live 