That’s all, Arni? Just one troll? Good job, you beat one troll. Well, guess what? You woke up a whole stupid pack of them! You woke up all of them! They’re everywhere! How are you going to get rid of ALL the trolls, Arni? Your gods aren’t even immortal. You have a doomskar that swallowed …
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Reason #877: Imminent doom
The doom is no longer imminent, folks. It’s here.
Reason #5,777: Beware of MTG Multiverses bearing gifts.
Is there a receipt included with this? Maybe take it back to Wal-Mart or wherever? Or I dunno. Try to regift it. Need to get myself invited to a white-elephant, gift exchange. Fast.
10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live 