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Reason #3,317: The end is near?
Oh, hey there. So you’re the Realm Eater? Is that some sort of world-ending, apocalyps monster? If you’re going to eat the world, do you think you could make sure to get Vorinclex while your at it? I mean, he is part of this world, at this moment. Just watch out for that Phyrexian oil; …
Reason #6,859: The unappeasable thing that devours blood
That goat, I bet he wishes he lived on a different plane. Or he would if he could. But he can’t. He’s dead.
10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live 