Peas and crackers! You guys remember the Eldraine tournament ground, right? Built under an active volcano? Well. Looks like someone thought it would be a good idea to build a whole city beneath an active volcano. They were wrong. I seem to recall someone saying this was not a good idea. It appears some other …
What’s up with all the zombie knights? This guy is just wandering around the marshes of Eldraine, as one does. Lookin’ pretty rough honestly. Horse ain’t doing so great. Gonna go…murder…someone. You know, buddy, why not take a break? Nice long break. You’ve earned it. Trust me. Don’t think he’s listening.
Eldraine, I think Lorwyn just saw your bet and doubled down on you. Pretty sure this one’s bigger. Your move.
For all you thrill-seekers out there.
Meet Oko. On Magic’s digital platform, MTG Arena, whenever Oko creates a food token, he says, “It’s not poisoned. Trust me.” Hold on, Oko. Who said anything about poison? I didn’t say anything about poison. Why are we talking about poison, Oko? Should I be concerned? SHOULD I BE CONCERNED?
“I was raised to be charming, not sincere.” – Prince Charming, Into the Woods
So, look. The prospect of living in a world where a significant (or really any) portion of the population can step on me (in the manner demonstrated here) makes me a bit uncomfortable. And I know the giant was born a giant, and there are probably plenty of decent giants out there. And this isn’t …
Stay away from my first-born, Eldraine. You’re not welcome here.
This makes sense; you’re a wolf. Just sayin’, though, your teeth game is definitely on point here. … I’m just going to go find a big stone castle and never come out.