The void is an Eldrazi. Apparently.
Something about the description there makes me uneasy. It probably has Eldrazi or something inside it.
It’s Eldrazi. And they’re huge. And I’m out.
I don’t know how this thing got stuck doing this, but none of the possibilities that come to mind are good. Now I am sad.
Y’all remember Kroxa? Well, meet Ulamog. He’s also a very hungry boy. Ceaselessly in fact. He’s from the plane of Zendikar. I bet he and Kroxa are friends. Or they would be if they ever met. Have they ever been seen in the same place? Wait a minute! Could Kroxa and Ulamog be the same …
Seems to me like the horses in the MTGverse really get the short end of the stick. Like this one, which got murdered by its rider, who turned out to be a werewolf. Or that one horse that went crazy and turned into a cannibal. Or the one that became one with its rider (and …
Those Eldrazi. I dunno guys. Too many legs. It even looks like the axe is part of…whatever this is. Is this healthy? Is this thing happy? Does it enjoy its existence? Does it feel fulfilled?
Oh hey, that’s what was coming through the breach. I’m sorry, Harry. Just…get out of there. Go home to England. France is done. The world is done. … Come on, Innistrad! You saw what the Eldrazi did to Zendikar! You really should have known better!
I guess Innistrad was feeling a little outdone by Zendikar, cause it decided to make one of these. Giant Eldrazi crabs: yup, that’s a thing now. “Thanks, Innistrad,” said no one ever.
Hey, look. This one has eyes on all its knees and elbows. Great places to have eyes. Yup.