I’m looking at the rules text of this card, and I have a very important question. Does this mean that if I met Ashaya in person, I would become a tree? Because I don’t want to be a tree. Thanks. Ashaya can’t planeswalk, right?
Tag Archives: elementals
Reason #3,890: Not all storms come from the sky.
This one’s wearing armor. That’s great.
Reason #5,329: Too many mouths
Take a look at this creature’s mouths. It’s a little hard to make out, but I definitely count 3 mouths: one in the normal place, one in the left shoulder, and one in the left abdomen. There might also be one in the left knee, the right pec, and a couple more across the chest. …
Reason #3,889: Lightning Skelemental
Lightning skeleton elementals? What is wrong with the weather here?!?
Reason #3,888: I’m wary of Norin
Easy enough to kill? Are you kidding me, Norin?
Reason #3,887: So much lightning…
Look out! Here comes another one!
Reason #3,882: Beware of more lightning
Hey look, another one. Also alive. Also will kill you. Oh, and this one’s bigger.
10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live 