10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live
MTG is fun. The MTG Multiverse is not.
Here’s a hint: there are three rats. Do you see it? Yes, the combination of animation with an advanced state of decay is unnatural, but they all exhibit this characteristic. It’s the eyes. The rat on the right has more eyes than the other two rats. Why do you have four-eyed rats, MTG Multiverse? You’re …
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MTG Multiverse, it seems like either you learned nothing from our previous conversation or you’re just doing this out of spite. Whatever the case, I’m unimpressed.
I’m also really not on board with the whole killing frenzy thing.
Because normal crocodiles clearly didn’t have enough sharp bits. Also, why are the horns curved to point almost directly at the croc’s eyes? From an evolutionary perspective, I fail to see the advantage.
Ostriches and tarsiers have eyes bigger than their brains; pretty sure neither of those would try to eat me though.
Some dude with glowing white eyes shocking us with mind-lightning.
On the plane of Tarkir, calm involves launching a lot of horses and their riders in the air. Also I don’t think I’ve ever heard ‘calm’ and ‘the eye of a waking dragon’ used together in the same context. “Boy, the eye of that waking dragon sure does look calm.” Whatever, Tarkir. If you say …
I’m out.
On Earth, squirrels typically have two legs and two eyes and one tail. On Ikoria, the squirrels have six legs and six eyes and two tails. This isn’t a competition, Ikoria. Could you just chill? Not even starting on the webbing.
Does anyone else notice the eyes in there? Or the teeth? Or the howling? No? Just me? Okay, that’s cool. Y’all go on in. Have fun. I’m just gonna be somewhere else. Like maybe a different multiverse.
10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live 