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Reason #5,323: An extortion racket that doesn’t mess around

I’m just going to point out that if you toss someone off a cliff for not paying, there is no possibility of them ever paying your toll in the future. Kind of a situation where we’re killing the golden goose? Maybe? Just sayin’.

Reason #5,370: Phobias. Or why I wouldn’t fit in on Zendikar.

I’m not a huge fan of heights, and Zendikar seems to have a lot of high places that would be easy to fall from. Also, a notable lack of guardrails.