Reason #2,309: Exquisite jewelry

Is this a joke? Cause this doesn’t look like an exhibition of the latest in merfolk fashion. It looks to me like that giant mollusk is trying to eat that merperson. They aren’t wearing a new necklace, and the mollusk doesn’t merely want a hug.

Reason #8,234: Being blessed with leeches

Yes. You did read that correctly. I’m having a real hard time seeing why I would want this sort of blessing. Am I missing something? Seems pretty straightforward to me. I’m thinking that robe is probably ruined too. No sense trying to save it. Just burn it and buy a new one–a new one that’s …

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