What does everyone think? I know it’s a bit small, but that just means there’s nowhere to hide. You wanted a fight right? Not a chase. We definitely have the fire here. Just need to find that cage now…
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Reason #3,313: But was it worth it?
A river of fire, you say? I wonder what would happen if I introduced this guy to Vorinclex. Maybe we could get them into that giant hole in the ground together. Hmmmmm…
Reason #3,310: Is this what you were talking about, Robert Frost?
That line about things perishing twice, was that a prediction? Was that something you lived through, Robert Frost? Were you a planeswalker? Now I have questions.
Reason #3,309: Fire giants
This is not better. What’s worse than being stepped on? Getting lit on fire, then stepped on. All while beset by ‘elemenal mayhem’. Who in their right mind would want any part of this?
Reason #1,869: An imminent conflagration
I’m looking at a lot of overgrowth here, and I’m also looking at some fires that are really started to get going. This place is about to get torched. Do you think the Gruul know how to do a controlled burn? If they do, do you think they’d ever actually do one? In fact, I’m …
Reason #1,931: His axe is on fire.
Shoot him in the head. Seriously, I don’t want to get hit by that. It’s made of lava. I could go to Home Depot and buy an axe and make it burn, but Home Depot doesn’t sell axes made of actual lava. At least this dude’s wearing a glove on his throwing hand. That seems …
Reason #4,987: That’s what I just said.
Reckless + Fire = Self Immolation And as usual, no one is listening. Just sayin’.
Reason #4,986: Two words I’d rather not see together
‘Reckless’ and ‘fire.’ Does anyone actually think this is a good combination? Does anyone actually think the outcome here is going to be positive and constructive? You’re digging your own grave, MTG Multiverse. Just sayin’.
Reason #6,815: They call it ‘bad weather.’
On Amonkhet, this would be the cataclysmic destruction brought on by a megalomaniacal dragon with aspirations to tyrannical deification. On Ravnica, this is…bad weather. I’m having a hard time believing that the inhabitants of the city of Ravnica haven’t just died out. Why would anyone with a lick of common sense choose to remain in …
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Reason #6,814: My favorite card.
This is my favorite card. Is it the best card in Magic? No. Is it a great way to close out a game? You betcha! I’ve been running a mono-black deck lately in Historic on Arena. It’s sort of a devotion-style deck, but I don’t lean hard into Gary–think I’m running just two–and I have …
10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live 