When I told you to lay off the flying sharks, Ikoria, I didn’t mean you should go an make something else…like this.
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Reason #7,749: Ikoria has an obsession.
Could we please just chill with the flying sharks, okay? Good grief.
Reason 9,523: Sharks with Arms
Sharks don’t need arms. They really don’t. I’d say that at least this thing doesn’t fly, but here’s the thing: it certainly could. That’s what the Mutate mechanic is all about. You can basically Frankenstein creatures together, making one super creature with the combined abilities and keywords and stuff. So maybe you have a flying …
Reason #9,522: Bad Movie References
Remember our good friend, the Munitions Expert? And remember his menagerie? I know what you were thinking back then. I was thinking the same thing: No, the world doesn’t need any more flying sharks. Pretty sure we’re good here. Well, guess what. Ikoria heard you, and Ikoria said, “Hold on. We respectfully disagree.” So now …
Reason #17: Flying Sharks
Hmmm. What’s that there is the background? FLYING SHARKS. Or maybe they just got launched? You know, it doesn’t matter. Sharks are bad enough in the water. That’s a lot of sharks where they really don’t belong. Count me out.
10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live 