You do realize how suspicious all of this looks, right? The knives. That thing in your hand that looks like an organ. Oh yeah, and the ghosts.
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Reason #1,684: What do you get when you cross a ghost with a corpse?
Hey look, more reanimated corpses. But this time we took a disembodied spirit and jammed it in a dead body that was not its own. Does this seem like a good idea to anyone? What are we even trying to accomplish here?
Reason #5,220: Y’all do know what night soil is, right?
It’s poop. If you didn’t know, now you do; so you don’t need to google it. This is a poop ghost. Please, don’t google ‘night soil’.
Reason #6,081: Bad ideas with a side of bad ideas
Who in their right mind says, “You know what I need? A horn that projects screaming ghosts when I blow it.” Why is there so much screaming around here? Oh right. Cause THE MTG MULTIVERSE IS A TERRIBLE PLACE TO LIVE.
Reason #6,149: Ghost knights
Okay. So here’s this suit of armor. You put it on. But if you die, that’s not the end of it. The armor reanimates, because it’s haunted; there’s a ghost inside it. Now could be that you’re running around in some haunted armor…which means you’re running around in haunted armor. This is fine. Sure. Right. …
Reason #2,878: Ghosts
Not really into ghosts. But apparently there’s something wandering these moors that requires a spectral alliance. It’s like every rock in the MTG multiverse comes with a complimentary hard place.
10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live 