In fact, you’re actually kind of late to the party, Calamity Bearer. Although I don’t think anyone’s called dibs on the World Tree yet.
Trolls and giants don’t live in Bretagard, and I don’t notice these guys going after any trolls or giants. Just sayin’.
That line about things perishing twice, was that a prediction? Was that something you lived through, Robert Frost? Were you a planeswalker? Now I have questions.
This is not better. What’s worse than being stepped on? Getting lit on fire, then stepped on. All while beset by ‘elemenal mayhem’. Who in their right mind would want any part of this?
“Elemental mayhem” Can we just make that a ‘nope’? Is that an option? Please?
You’re on your own, Arni.
We live in the shadows of literal giants.
Mere mortals, living as ants in the shadows of giants.
Eldraine, I think Lorwyn just saw your bet and doubled down on you. Pretty sure this one’s bigger. Your move.
Haven’t heard much from Lorwyn so far, but this faerie kingdom doesn’t mess around. No creepy zombies. No weird things messing with your soul. No vampires or blood rituals. Not even some freaky monster with too many teeth. Nope. Just a very large man trying to hit you with a very sharp stick.