In fact, you’re actually kind of late to the party, Calamity Bearer. Although I don’t think anyone’s called dibs on the World Tree yet.
Tag Archives: giants
Reason #3,314: We can’t have nice things in Kaldheim, either.
Trolls and giants don’t live in Bretagard, and I don’t notice these guys going after any trolls or giants. Just sayin’.
Reason #3,310: Is this what you were talking about, Robert Frost?
That line about things perishing twice, was that a prediction? Was that something you lived through, Robert Frost? Were you a planeswalker? Now I have questions.
Reason #3,309: Fire giants
This is not better. What’s worse than being stepped on? Getting lit on fire, then stepped on. All while beset by ‘elemenal mayhem’. Who in their right mind would want any part of this?
Reason #3,308: Frost giants
“Elemental mayhem” Can we just make that a ‘nope’? Is that an option? Please?
Reason #3,307: The chief cause of problems is solutions.
You’re on your own, Arni.
Reason #2,952: And literal giants
We live in the shadows of literal giants.
Reason #2,951: Life among the planeswalkers
Mere mortals, living as ants in the shadows of giants.
Reason #4,395: Remember the bonecrusher giant?
Eldraine, I think Lorwyn just saw your bet and doubled down on you. Pretty sure this one’s bigger. Your move.
Reason #833: A literal giant in the sky dropping big sharp objects
Haven’t heard much from Lorwyn so far, but this faerie kingdom doesn’t mess around. No creepy zombies. No weird things messing with your soul. No vampires or blood rituals. Not even some freaky monster with too many teeth. Nope. Just a very large man trying to hit you with a very sharp stick.
10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live 