Monstrous, corrosive, slug horrors. Never asked for those either. Of course, Innistrad doesn’t mind that we never asked. It’s gonna give it to us anyway. How generous.
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Reason #5,777: Beware of MTG Multiverses bearing gifts.
Is there a receipt included with this? Maybe take it back to Wal-Mart or wherever? Or I dunno. Try to regift it. Need to get myself invited to a white-elephant, gift exchange. Fast.
Reason #3,971: His blood is on fire
Why is this person’s blood on fire? I mean, crud, that looks like lava or something. So this Purphoros, he’s a god of the plane of Theros. As a side-note, the ‘gods’ of the MTG Multiverse typically aren’t planeswalkers. What does that tell you about the quality of ‘gods’ in the MTG Multiverse? Weaker than …
10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live 