A magical, zombie, cat-god with a magical, zombie, cat-bow. I never played with this card during War of the Spark limited. I’m not sure if I every played against it either, but people said this was possibly the most busted card in the set. You can’t get rid of it, and it just keeps churning …
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Reason #882: Rhonas is back.
If I saw that walking down the street, I’d be going the other direction.
Reason #881: Kefnet’s back.
The god-eternals were really unbalanced in limited formats. And while I’m no design expert, I think it would have done a lot of good if they had just taken out the part about being put into exile. That’s kind of what the introduction of the exile zone was for: so the there was a place …
Reason #880: Bontu’s back.
Here she is. And she’s a zombie. Just makin’ a mess of Ravnica. The so-called ‘gods’ of the MTG Multiverse don’t impress me much. It often seems like the planeswalkers are actually more powerful, than say the gods of Amonkhet or Theros or wherever. Case in point, Bolas killing and enslaving the Amonkhet gods. Also, …
Reason #879: We’re not finished yet.
Look, everyone! The gods of Amonkhet are back! And guess what! Bolas turned them into zombie warriors for his dreadhorde!
Reason #875: The Scarab God
It’s the Scarab God. I hated playing against this joker. He pings you at the start of every turn. He digs your dead creatures out of your graveyard, turns them into big nasty zombies, and punches you in the face with them. And unless you exile him, he just keeps coming back every time you …
Reason #873: Did you catch all that?
Right. So. The promised paradise beyond the gates to the afterlife is actually just more barren desert full of monsters. The scorpion god killed Rhonas, Kefnet, and Oketra. All the gods are actually related, so we’re getting some hard-core fratricide and sororicide going on here. We had a locus god bring a swarm of locusts …
Reason #871: The reason I don’t want to visit Amonkhet
One reason among many really. But yes. This is the so-called god-pharaoh, that guy who built the dreadhorde and used all those zombies to invade Ravnica. Real nice fellow, eh? I’ll just take a hard pass on this Nicol Bolas. Hard pass on Amonkhet. Hard pass on Ravnica. Hard pass on this whole stupid multiverse.
Reason #870: Here comes the god-pharaoh.
Turns out, he’s a murder-god-pharaoh. You do realize he’s a murder-god-pharaoh, right? Not like it will take long for you to find out at this point…
Reason #869: Did we mention they’re siblings?
Those original five gods are all brothers and sisters. And the three new bug gods, it turns out, are also siblings of the original five. So guess what! We have fratricide! Hooray!
10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live 