Reason #5,580: Not tempting

Do you want to go in there? I don’t want to go in there. Can’t say I see the appeal, and the odds of violent and painful death seem unreasonably high, considering where we are. Oh, those yellow bands are seams of gold? Probably magical gold that will melt your flesh off. You go in, …

Reason #5,323: An extortion racket that doesn’t mess around

I’m just going to point out that if you toss someone off a cliff for not paying, there is no possibility of them ever paying your toll in the future. Kind of a situation where we’re killing the golden goose? Maybe? Just sayin’.

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