This is what we’re doing to survive. Crud, that cloak must have come from a HUGE bug. Yuk. I feel bad for Ryza. I feel bad for Zendikar.
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Reason #6,887: A glorious infection
See, this is not a metaphor. When Elesh Norn says infection, she’s talking about the kind that gets in your body and makes you sickl. It’s right there in front of us, that giant black blob. Nothing ambiguous about this one.
Reason #1,373: Where did they get all those corpses? Ew…
Oh man. I mean, I know people resort to pretty brutal things in times of war, and that in itself is horrible enough. But this is gross and probably unsanitary. And this Kaervek sounds like he did this on purpose. And if we’re being sticklers here, I definitely see some wood in that wall too. …
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10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live 