I’m looking at a lot of overgrowth here, and I’m also looking at some fires that are really started to get going. This place is about to get torched. Do you think the Gruul know how to do a controlled burn? If they do, do you think they’d ever actually do one? In fact, I’m …
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Reason #6,559: Brainstorming sessions
I’m trying to imagine the decision-making process that resulted in this thing. “All right, everyone. We’re behind on our spawning quotas for the quarter. We need some ideas, now. What do we have? Anyone? Come on, anything you got. We’re just brainstorming here. No bad ideas.” “What if we fused an octopus and a shark …
Reason #7,835: I don’t care that you’re a drake.
Your name says Rakdos; that means you’re banned. Want to get unbanned? Join another guild.
Reason #3,391: Common sense
We do all understand that emulating the Rakdos cult is bad, right? Also, how have they not just themselves out of existence?
10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live 