Reason #624: The cage we built with our own hands

Our literal hands. I can’t help feeling like the MTG Multiverse would be so much better if everyone just used metaphors a little more liberally. Why do we need a cage made of hands? This card is just legit weird. Crud. I feel like I should just rip into this one pretty hard, but…I don’t …

Reason #8,702: The hand of death recognizes its own.

And apparently its own has four arms. Also an extra arm and head sticking out of their abdomen. Um. I honestly have nothing here guys. This one just makes no sense. At least he’s wearing pants. That looks like a solid pair of pants.

Reason #7,527: They call it human.

But I’m skeptical. Unless you’re hiding some unnaturally small people with unnaturally big hands inside that cloak, that’s a lot of hands there for just one person. Even if you had the right number of hands though, I still wouldn’t take that apple.

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