Reason #871: The reason I don’t want to visit Amonkhet

One reason among many really. But yes. This is the so-called god-pharaoh, that guy who built the dreadhorde and used all those zombies to invade Ravnica. Real nice fellow, eh? I’ll just take a hard pass on this Nicol Bolas. Hard pass on Amonkhet. Hard pass on Ravnica. Hard pass on this whole stupid multiverse.

Reason #4,219: Help, help, I’m being suppressed.

Aside from the question of whether life on Esper actually wants to be infused with etherium, we do all know what suppression means here, right? My desire to visit Alara has precipitously decreased.

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