Hey, Koma. The fight hasn’t started yet. I’m still looking for that cage, so just hold your horses, ok? That was a metaphor. Please don’t go eating any horses.
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Reason #8,002: The definition of ‘calm’
On the plane of Tarkir, calm involves launching a lot of horses and their riders in the air. Also I don’t think I’ve ever heard ‘calm’ and ‘the eye of a waking dragon’ used together in the same context. “Boy, the eye of that waking dragon sure does look calm.” Whatever, Tarkir. If you say …
Reason #3,960: I feel bad for the horses.
Seems to me like the horses in the MTGverse really get the short end of the stick. Like this one, which got murdered by its rider, who turned out to be a werewolf. Or that one horse that went crazy and turned into a cannibal. Or the one that became one with its rider (and …
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Reason #3,072: This horse eats people
I feel bad for this horse. I feel bad for the people it wants to eat. Or maybe it just eats other horses. Not better.
10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live 