Reason #5,330: Ceaseless hunger

Y’all remember Kroxa? Well, meet Ulamog. He’s also a very hungry boy. Ceaselessly in fact. He’s from the plane of Zendikar. I bet he and Kroxa are friends. Or they would be if they ever met. Have they ever been seen in the same place? Wait a minute! Could Kroxa and Ulamog be the same …

Reason #4,110: Speaking of Kroxa…

We haven’t met Kroxa yet, have we? This is Kroxa. He’s from the plane of Theros. This is another plane that I don’t want to visit. I don’t want to visit it, because Kroxa lives there. I’m pretty sure he wants to eat me. He probably wants to eat everybody. And everything. That’s kind of …

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