Reason #6,559: Brainstorming sessions

I’m trying to imagine the decision-making process that resulted in this thing. “All right, everyone. We’re behind on our spawning quotas for the quarter. We need some ideas, now. What do we have? Anyone? Come on, anything you got. We’re just brainstorming here. No bad ideas.” “What if we fused an octopus and a shark …

Reason #1,957: Sanity’s eclipse

These names. Sometimes it sounds like they took a bunch of random ominous-sounding words and threw them in a raffle bin. Could just as easily have been “Eater of Sanity” or “Corrupter of Madness” or “Lord of the Eclipse”. Mind you, none of these make me particularly eager to meet this fellow.

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