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Reason #879: We’re not finished yet.
Look, everyone! The gods of Amonkhet are back! And guess what! Bolas turned them into zombie warriors for his dreadhorde!
Reason #878: So Nicol Bolas, now that you have your own dreadhorde, what are you going to do?
“I’m going to Ravnica!”
Reason #871: The reason I don’t want to visit Amonkhet
One reason among many really. But yes. This is the so-called god-pharaoh, that guy who built the dreadhorde and used all those zombies to invade Ravnica. Real nice fellow, eh? I’ll just take a hard pass on this Nicol Bolas. Hard pass on Amonkhet. Hard pass on Ravnica. Hard pass on this whole stupid multiverse.
Reason #379: Get out of the way!
Getting hit with that flaming metal ball would be a real bad day on the plane of Ravnica. Why is this zombie monster stomping around the streets of Ravinica? Where do these things come from? Well, I will tell you why and where they come from, dear reader. The dreadhorde butcher is part of the …
10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live 