That’s all, Arni? Just one troll? Good job, you beat one troll. Well, guess what? You woke up a whole stupid pack of them! You woke up all of them! They’re everywhere! How are you going to get rid of ALL the trolls, Arni? Your gods aren’t even immortal. You have a doomskar that swallowed …
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Reason #9,207: Just what I’ve always wanted: to be eaten by a giant frog.
No! No, I don’t want to get eaten by a giant frog! Why would I want to get eaten by a giant frog? Why would anyone want to get eaten by a giant frog? Don’t answer that, MTG Multiverse. This isn’t up for debate. No giant frogs. Just no.
Reason #2,309: Exquisite jewelry
Is this a joke? Cause this doesn’t look like an exhibition of the latest in merfolk fashion. It looks to me like that giant mollusk is trying to eat that merperson. They aren’t wearing a new necklace, and the mollusk doesn’t merely want a hug.
Reason #63: Mega…flora
Based on the testimony of Vervamon the Elder, I’m gonna assume this thing eats people. This is Dominaria.
10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live 