10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live
MTG is fun. The MTG Multiverse is not.
How many people do you know who’d say they want to be the ‘soggy rat’ in this relationship? That’s the problem though: the deadeye rig-hauler doesn’t care what you want to be. And if I’m being honest, I’m just not that tough. I’d probably end up the soggy rat. Which is one reason I’m not …
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Now we have zombie dinosaurs. From what I gather from the lore, dinosaurs have so far only appeared on the planes of Ixalan and Dominaria. So congratulations, Innistrad! You dodged a bullet there.
Also, this Vraska character sounds like a real nice character. Although maybe she’s turned over a new leaf here or something? Still. Anyway. Vraska: “Uh, oh.” Jace: “Don’t tell me. We’re about to go over a huge waterfall.” Vraska: “Yup.” Jace: “Sharp rocks at the bottom?” Vraska: “Most likely.” Jace: “Bring it on. Booyaaaaaaaah-haahaahaaaaaaaaaaaah–“
10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live 