A vampire dragon. On Kaldheim. How does a vampire dragon make any sense on this plane? What did you do, Kaldheim? Rent this joker from Innistrad or something? Stay in your lane!
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Reason #875: The Scarab God
It’s the Scarab God. I hated playing against this joker. He pings you at the start of every turn. He digs your dead creatures out of your graveyard, turns them into big nasty zombies, and punches you in the face with them. And unless you exile him, he just keeps coming back every time you …
10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live 