Reason #5,323: An extortion racket that doesn’t mess around

I’m just going to point out that if you toss someone off a cliff for not paying, there is no possibility of them ever paying your toll in the future. Kind of a situation where we’re killing the golden goose? Maybe? Just sayin’.

Reason #4,986: Two words I’d rather not see together

‘Reckless’ and ‘fire.’ Does anyone actually think this is a good combination? Does anyone actually think the outcome here is going to be positive and constructive? You’re digging your own grave, MTG Multiverse. Just sayin’.

Reason #1,161: A matter of preference

Not really sure what’s going on here or why. I will say this though: I’m pretty sure that if I had a keyhole in the side of my head, and it opened up my face, and I found a weird gazebo-maze-thing with spirit birds inside, I would not be very happy about it. Just sayin’.

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