All these zombie knights running around, it’s like Death retired and the four horsemen of the apocalypse decided to have tryouts to replace him. Or maybe they’re all going to a convention or something? I’d hate to be the group that had booked the hall next to that one. Like, you’re a bunch of dentists, …
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Reason #6,126: Zombie Knights
What’s up with all the zombie knights? This guy is just wandering around the marshes of Eldraine, as one does. Lookin’ pretty rough honestly. Horse ain’t doing so great. Gonna go…murder…someone. You know, buddy, why not take a break? Nice long break. You’ve earned it. Trust me. Don’t think he’s listening.
Reason #5,863: Look. Another zombie. His name is Haakon.
Definitely didn’t have enough zombies in my life. Sure glad you came along, Haakon.
Reason #422: This can happen to you on the plane of Eldraine.
For all you thrill-seekers out there.
Reason #7,982: Don’t try this at home
So you’ve probably heard this, but here’s a thing about armor: the joints are the weak points. This knight has her entire right arm bare, with little to no protection for the shoulder joint and the underarm. That’s where people will be aiming the pointy things. Just sayin’. Oh, also: don’t hold long metal objects …