Reason #1,931: His axe is on fire.

Shoot him in the head. Seriously, I don’t want to get hit by that. It’s made of lava. I could go to Home Depot and buy an axe and make it burn, but Home Depot doesn’t sell axes made of actual lava. At least this dude’s wearing a glove on his throwing hand. That seems …

Reason #7,302: I told you not to build your house there.

Peas and crackers! You guys remember the Eldraine tournament ground, right? Built under an active volcano? Well. Looks like someone thought it would be a good idea to build a whole city beneath an active volcano. They were wrong. I seem to recall someone saying this was not a good idea. It appears some other …

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