Not seeing any warning signs here, either. Who’s in charge of this stuff? They’re not doing a very good job, that’s for sure.
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Reason #8,234: Being blessed with leeches
Yes. You did read that correctly. I’m having a real hard time seeing why I would want this sort of blessing. Am I missing something? Seems pretty straightforward to me. I’m thinking that robe is probably ruined too. No sense trying to save it. Just burn it and buy a new one–a new one that’s …
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Reason #8,233: Public safety hazards
Put up a sign or something. “Danger – Leeches, Do not enter” Just right in front of the bog. It’s not hard.
Reason #8,232: I wonder how we could make leeches worse?
Asked no one ever. The answer, by the way, is to give them wings.
Reason #8,231: Is this really a leech?
I’m no biologist, but that does not look like the mouth of a creature that merely wants to suck your blood. It looks more like the pierce your flesh/slice you up/swallow you down variety. It is admittedly hard to get a good sense of scale just from the picture, so maybe it’s very small. Based …
Reason #8,230: Oh, there’s more of them
This one’s green.
Reason #8,229: Competition
I think maybe I’ll just let the leeches…negotiate the situation with each other. They seem like they can probably take care of themselves. Just gonna leave now. Back it up. Back it up slow. Just back it up.
Reason #8,228: I’m done.
Nope. Nope. Oh, nopenopenope. Sorry, leech buddy. You’re on your own. It’s like a wurm inside a wurm inside a wurm in there. Worse than the alien xenomorph. And a whole lot bigger. Helping find a giant leech something to eat; what was I thinking?
10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live 