locusts – 10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live

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Reason #873: Did you catch all that?

Right. So. The promised paradise beyond the gates to the afterlife is actually just more barren desert full of monsters. The scorpion god killed Rhonas, Kefnet, and Oketra. All the gods are actually related, so we’re getting some hard-core fratricide and sororicide going on here. We had a locus god bring a swarm of locusts …

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Reason #868: Eaten by locusts

The locust swarm just ate through the magical energy barrier protecting the city from the desert beyond.

Reason #867: Did I mention that the river turned to blood?

Cause yeah, the river turned to blood. Why not? We have locusts. The gods are murdering each other. What else you got, Amonkhet?

Reason #866: A swarm of locusts

Called it.

Reason #865: The Locust God

And…here’s another bug god. That last one went…well, not good, if we’re being honest. And who doesn’t like locusts? They come in swarms. They eat everything in sight. What could go wrong? Locusts. There could be a whole swarm of locusts.