Is this a joke? Cause this doesn’t look like an exhibition of the latest in merfolk fashion. It looks to me like that giant mollusk is trying to eat that merperson. They aren’t wearing a new necklace, and the mollusk doesn’t merely want a hug.
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Reason #6,601: And you thought alligators in the sewers were bad
Good grief, what even is that thing? Some kind of wurm or something? What are you people throwing down there to feed this thing? If there ever were alligators down there, I’m guessing they’re probably gone now. This has got to be Ravnica.
Reason #3,703: What is it so voracious for?
I mean that’s the real question, right? Maybe this dude is just a big softy looking for a friend. Maybe it’s really good at seven-part harmony. There are a lot of maybes we could get into, but…really? Do I really have to do this? It’s hungry, ok? Maybe it’s voracious for knowledge or something equally …
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Reason #3,599: Unsustainable ecology
This is the point I’ve been trying to make about megafauna, guys. How do you support these kinds of creatures? This is just one. A whole tribe of these would cause an imminent ecological disaster SO fast.
10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live 