I’m looking at a lot of overgrowth here, and I’m also looking at some fires that are really started to get going. This place is about to get torched. Do you think the Gruul know how to do a controlled burn? If they do, do you think they’d ever actually do one? In fact, I’m …
Tag Archives: Magic the Gathering
Reason #6,814: My favorite card.
This is my favorite card. Is it the best card in Magic? No. Is it a great way to close out a game? You betcha! I’ve been running a mono-black deck lately in Historic on Arena. It’s sort of a devotion-style deck, but I don’t lean hard into Gary–think I’m running just two–and I have …
Reason 6,662: Magic the Gathering – Where teeth come to die.
Seems like having teeth around here can be pretty rough. I sure hope this guy has some Novocaine, though I can’t say I’m optimistic. Just looking at things here, I’m guessing the dental services in his area aren’t the best.
Reason #4,892: It eats brains.
And I like mine right where they are. Thanks. Stay away from me.
Reason #881: Kefnet’s back.
The god-eternals were really unbalanced in limited formats. And while I’m no design expert, I think it would have done a lot of good if they had just taken out the part about being put into exile. That’s kind of what the introduction of the exile zone was for: so the there was a place …
Reason #871: The reason I don’t want to visit Amonkhet
One reason among many really. But yes. This is the so-called god-pharaoh, that guy who built the dreadhorde and used all those zombies to invade Ravnica. Real nice fellow, eh? I’ll just take a hard pass on this Nicol Bolas. Hard pass on Amonkhet. Hard pass on Ravnica. Hard pass on this whole stupid multiverse.
Reason #868: Eaten by locusts
The locust swarm just ate through the magical energy barrier protecting the city from the desert beyond.
Reason #857: Sure are a lot of zombies around here.
They don’t appear to be murdering anybody though, so should be all right.
Reason #854: The cat god won’t betray us.
This is Oketra, god of order and unity. And truth. And stuff. All good things here. I’m feeling good about this place. Everything is fine.
Reason #852: Are your gods benevolent?
Let’s ask Amonkhet. Here is Kefnet, the god of knowledge. This could be ok, right?
