Doesn’t seem to matter which plane you’re on. Bodily disintegration just seems to be all the rage in the MTG Multiverse.
It’s Eldrazi. And they’re huge. And I’m out.
Some dude with glowing white eyes shocking us with mind-lightning.
Because everything is on fire.
Definitely didn’t have enough zombies in my life. Sure glad you came along, Haakon.
Um. Zendikar? What did you do to physics? Something’s not right here.
Ravnica. Listen. You have a problem here. There are terrors and nightmares in your sewers. Is that a squid? Why are we even still talking about your sewers? Get your act together, Ravnica! Come on!
Meet Oko. On Magic’s digital platform, MTG Arena, whenever Oko creates a food token, he says, “It’s not poisoned. Trust me.” Hold on, Oko. Who said anything about poison? I didn’t say anything about poison. Why are we talking about poison, Oko? Should I be concerned? SHOULD I BE CONCERNED?
“I was raised to be charming, not sincere.” – Prince Charming, Into the Woods
Hey! You! Stop that. You stay in there! Don’t you come out; stay down there. Nope. NOPE! NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE!