Lightning skeleton elementals? What is wrong with the weather here?!?
Easy enough to kill? Are you kidding me, Norin?
Look out! Here comes another one!
Hey look, another one. Also alive. Also will kill you. Oh, and this one’s bigger.
Honestly, pants are probably the least of this guy’s problems. Blood tears are bad, but…soul tears? What the crud? This does not sound like a good way to go. I don’t know how something like this happens to someone, but good grief. Oh. It’s the Orzhov Syndicate. Welcome to Ravnica. Make sure you know who’s …
I feel bad for this horse. I feel bad for the people it wants to eat. Or maybe it just eats other horses. Not better.
The chill wind extinguishes flame, frosts the leaf on the branch, and apparently throws cows up into the air. Keep your kids indoors. Keep yourself indoors. Or maybe try living underground.
When I played MTG as a kid, I had a thing for Sandbar Crocodile. I was (and still am) a sucker for big monsters, and the idea of the phasing mechanic–having creatures periodically appear and disappear–seemed cool conceptually. I didn’t realize then how bad it was to only be able to use your cards half …
I don’t know what this thing is or what it’s doing with those knives, but I’m betting it isn’t safe. Stop it.