10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live
MTG is fun. The MTG Multiverse is not.
So you summoned the gingerbread twins, cause you thought that would be a good idea. They gave you some stolen food. While you were doing that, an enemy wizard summoned this goon. And now this goon is trying to murder you. You checked your health; that thing gets its mitts on you and your day …
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Oh, hey there. So you’re the Realm Eater? Is that some sort of world-ending, apocalyps monster? If you’re going to eat the world, do you think you could make sure to get Vorinclex while your at it? I mean, he is part of this world, at this moment. Just watch out for that Phyrexian oil; …
On Eldraine, it’s not just the monsters you have to worry about. Here’s a guy suplexing a bear. Also, that bear’s head cracked that rock, not the other way around. Also, that guy looks like he’s wearing plate; I don’t think plate is supposed to bend like that. Are these things normal? Should I not …
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Come on, dude. You live in the MTG Multiverse; you’re even a planeswalker. Why are you surprised that there are giant monsters everywhere? A civilized plane? Oh, please. This is Ravnica. Go check out the sewers.
Although, of course the first person we meet in this stupid multiverse with a lick of sense would get eaten by some toothy monster. Half the people around here would probably say “Sign me up!” when given the chance to experience someone else’s throes of panic. Good grief.
Sharks don’t need arms. They really don’t. I’d say that at least this thing doesn’t fly, but here’s the thing: it certainly could. That’s what the Mutate mechanic is all about. You can basically Frankenstein creatures together, making one super creature with the combined abilities and keywords and stuff. So maybe you have a flying …
10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live 