That eye there: that’s the eye of confusion. Whatever that thing is, it looks like it doesn’t know where or when it’s been. What is wrong with this place? These portals can displace you in space OR time if you get sucked into one. And they’re just floating across the Mirrodin’s surface. Imagine you’re at …
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Reason #7,302: I told you not to build your house there.
Peas and crackers! You guys remember the Eldraine tournament ground, right? Built under an active volcano? Well. Looks like someone thought it would be a good idea to build a whole city beneath an active volcano. They were wrong. I seem to recall someone saying this was not a good idea. It appears some other …
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Reason #7,299: Not a place I want to live
Because everything is on fire.
Reason #7,298: Innistrad safety hazards, Exhibit #1
Innistrad. Mountain pass. No guardrails.
Reason #5,922: Your ecology is broken.
Hey, look! More megafauna! This thing is the size of a small mountain. What does it eat? How does it eat enough? These are seriously problematic questions. Anyone? Anyone? No. Great.
10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live 