NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE again.
Tag Archives: mouths
Reason #64: An armpit seems like a really bad place for a mouth.
Sorry, I meant face. That’s a whole face under there. Can’t say I’ve ever run into anyone in my world with a face in their armpit. Maybe you have, I don’t know. Feel kind of bad for this guy. If I had a face in my armpit, I don’t think I’d be very happy about …
Continue reading “Reason #64: An armpit seems like a really bad place for a mouth.”
Reason #7,349: Mouth knives
I just want to point out that this fellow is running with a knife in his mouth. And the blade edge of that knife is pointing inward.
Reason #4,883: A misnomer
This thing looks very real and very big. And it has lots of teeth. And I feel like they’re probably not just ornamental? I feel like it’s probably going to use them, probably for the kinds of things that teeth generally get used for. And I’m thinking about the size of this thing. Look at …
Reason #8,811: Mouths inside mouths
You know what Boot Nippers, Goblin Sharks, and the Alien xenomorph have in common? Mouths inside mouths. I think I know how you feel, Aaru, Zagoth lumberjack.
Reason #5,329: Too many mouths
Take a look at this creature’s mouths. It’s a little hard to make out, but I definitely count 3 mouths: one in the normal place, one in the left shoulder, and one in the left abdomen. There might also be one in the left knee, the right pec, and a couple more across the chest. …
Reason #1,041: Mouths don’t belong there.
NOPE.
10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live 