Oops, I meant Toralf, God of Thun–Fury. Fury. Obviously. Wouldn’t be a party without a god to fight our world–er cosmos serpent–to the death. Cosmos serpent. Yup. Hey, buddy. Spoiler alert, but you’re probably gonna die. Did I mention these gods can die? Ugh. Puny gods.
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Reason #3,313: But was it worth it?
A river of fire, you say? I wonder what would happen if I introduced this guy to Vorinclex. Maybe we could get them into that giant hole in the ground together. Hmmmmm…
Reason #5,822: Puny gods
If Xenagos is right here, then the gods of Theros are pretty lame. And I guess he’d know, cause he probably knows how he ‘found’ godhood in the first place. Gods whose existence is dependent on the sentiments of mortals? Please. That’s some serious JV league divinity there.
10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live 