I don’t actually know what the Fountain of Cho is. Thing is though, I read about this wall, and I read about these waters, and I just immediately think these waters are probably mixed with toxic, subterranean ichor, or maybe the spirits of the damned, or someone’s blood. I think we need to talk about …
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Reason #4,398: In what world is this a good idea?
Frankly, the question kind of answers itself. But still. Who thought this was a good idea? And what even is that thing in its head? And why a zombie? What is going on here? Come on, MTG Multiverse. Stop trolling us. You just look dumb.
Reason #2,878: Ghosts
Not really into ghosts. But apparently there’s something wandering these moors that requires a spectral alliance. It’s like every rock in the MTG multiverse comes with a complimentary hard place.
Reason #834: A very rigid ideal.
No room for discussion either, I guess. Ideological debates aside, why are we taking such a hard line here? There’s something terrible out there, right? We’re not just crazed zealots here? Oh wait. Maybe we’re crazed zealots, and there’s something terrible out there compelling this ideological position. This is the MTG Multiverse. Clearly it’s both.
Reason #4,442: A kindred spirit?
I would definitely rather not be the latter either. Frankly though, I’d rather not be the former either. Think I’ll just stay out of your multiverse, if it’s all the same to you.
Reason #1,663: Bestest boy is dead.
Look what you did, MTG Multiverse. You killed a dog. Good job.
Reason #5,330: Ceaseless hunger
Y’all remember Kroxa? Well, meet Ulamog. He’s also a very hungry boy. Ceaselessly in fact. He’s from the plane of Zendikar. I bet he and Kroxa are friends. Or they would be if they ever met. Have they ever been seen in the same place? Wait a minute! Could Kroxa and Ulamog be the same …
Reason #1,815: The air is bad.
Of course, the air inside is bad too. This is the MTG Multiverse. The air is bad everywhere.
Reason 7,071: Chronic disintegration
Look at this guy. His body is just coming undone. It’s falling apart and blowing away. Have you ever seen that happen to anyone? I haven’t. Not like this. Seems like this happens an in ordinate amount in the MTG Multiverse. Just sayin’.
Reason #4,109: What do they even do at this temple?
I can kind of imagine what goes on at the Temple of Malice, and I’m confident it’s not good and I want no part of it. The Temple of Deceit is…what? A gathering place for sleazy car salesmen? A giant escape room? (I might be down with that last one.) Maybe they secretly host surprise …
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