10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live
MTG is fun. The MTG Multiverse is not.
Because on Innistrad, they have a zombie problem. And they put the cages around the coffins, so that when the zombies wake up, they can’t get out. Note, that’s a when, not if. On Innistrad, they will wake up eventually. Maybe this is a dumb question, but why not just make the actual coffins out …
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Forgive me if I’m skeptical, though. These are goblins we’re talking about. How does that even work, anyway? They melt some artifact down in a vat of caustic…who knows what? And out pop more goblins? I probably don’t want to know.
Did you not hear what I just said about the Ashmouth? The lack of guardrails is a bad thing! It’s a giant, magmatic hell-pit. Don’t go jumping into it! What is wrong with these people?!? I mean, if everyone was jumping off a bridge, and someone asked if you wanted to come along, would you…no. …
According to the MTG Wiki, the Ashmouth is a demonic gateway, taking the form of a magmatic chasm (hence the card name) in the Geier Reach Mountains of the province of Stensia on the plane of Innistrad. Now don’t get me wrong, I’m as big a fan of fiery hell-pits as the next guy (that …
NOPE.
Pretty sure it is, anyway. Guess it’s kind of hard to tell. You know what, though? It being made of something else doesn’t really improve things much. I still don’t want to run into one of these. This thing is huge. Oh, and guess where it’s from. Innistrad! Hooray!
I feel like I’m not being overly cautious when I say that I don’t want to be messing with anything called a ‘Nihil Stone.’ I mean, just read the name. This isn’t the Stone of Rainbows and Happiness. Or the Stone of Everflowing Ice Cream. In fact, I’d wager the Nihil Stone and the Stone …
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Lightning skeleton elementals? What is wrong with the weather here?!?
Easy enough to kill? Are you kidding me, Norin?
10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live 