Aaaaaand the Scorpion God just killed Rhonas. Should I go out on a limb here and say that’s not good? I think this is not good.
You’re giving that blood to Bontu? Why would you give that blood to Bontu? What the crud? Surely, Bontu will not accept such a terrible offering. You murdered your crop-mate to get that blood! Guess what, folks. Bontu accepted the blood.
Hey, where are those gods? These initiates are murdering each other. This is not ok! They need to come and stop this. Uh…gods…? This is not okay, right? Please tell me we’re not okay with this.
They don’t appear to be murdering anybody though, so should be all right.
I would definitely rather not be the latter either. Frankly though, I’d rather not be the former either. Think I’ll just stay out of your multiverse, if it’s all the same to you.
What’s up with all the zombie knights? This guy is just wandering around the marshes of Eldraine, as one does. Lookin’ pretty rough honestly. Horse ain’t doing so great. Gonna go…murder…someone. You know, buddy, why not take a break? Nice long break. You’ve earned it. Trust me. Don’t think he’s listening.
One of the questions I’m frequently asking about these examples is “What is actually going on here?” Because of course it would be easy to jump to conclusions, and we certainly don’t want to allow prejudice to cloud our judgments regard the MTG Multiverse. Maybe I’m overreacting. Maybe it’s really not as bad as I …