I know we’re not dealing with bones here, but I feel like adding a verse to the song Dem Bones might be instructive. The brain here belongs inside of the skull,/ The skull it originally came from./ And leave it alone cause it belongs there./ You should not take it out./
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Reason #3,313: But was it worth it?
A river of fire, you say? I wonder what would happen if I introduced this guy to Vorinclex. Maybe we could get them into that giant hole in the ground together. Hmmmmm…
Reason #7,731: Regression
Let me get this straight. We’re worshiping angels now? You do realize that’s a step DOWN from gods, right? And just to remind you, the gods around here are pretty terrible. Also, they’re weak; they can’t planeswalk. And you’re telling me that you want to worship something LOWER in the order of creation. Were the …
Reason #7,834: No trumpeting
Why? Cause you’ve been banned! Stop it!
Reason #1,838: Screaming in harmony
It’s a choir of banshees. Sure.
Reason #480: I’ll make ice chimes of your bones.
Please don’t. Thanks.
10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live 