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Reason #1,449: Hope’s demise

It’s not exactly a subtle name. I guess that leaves us the question: “How did he get this name?” Did some nasty bullies in middle school give it to him, and it stuck? Did he have some mean parents who just named him this? You know you can legally change your name there, right? What’s …

Reason #1,957: Sanity’s eclipse

These names. Sometimes it sounds like they took a bunch of random ominous-sounding words and threw them in a raffle bin. Could just as easily have been “Eater of Sanity” or “Corrupter of Madness” or “Lord of the Eclipse”. Mind you, none of these make me particularly eager to meet this fellow.